Shoebox Nipples

Nipples that are always standing erect, like theyre hard.

The dancers shoebox nipples were obvious before she removed her clothing.

by Youknome77 September 21, 2025

Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human

"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"

by javarisjamar October 25, 2025

nipple flickin good

when a non-white race uses the KKK
as an excuse to be filthy or demonic
so you got to go up to them and give
them a nice 'nipple flickin good' moment
(mumbai kawaii is the name of that artwork)

The crazy people the new delhi bitch, easily nipple flickin good, created a cannibal cult of baby harmers, an' anyways, SawYem ArkNash decided they were all aliens to Heem and put their lovely bodies on flying saucers. She was the given the special treatment, Her remains and the tightest knit of her following built a statue together of themselves in Mumbai.

by sinrlifemattrs November 20, 2025

nipple baby

like a nepo baby, but nipple. nepo baby but REVERSED!! so instead of nepo babies being the product of someone famous or rich, people mooch to NIPPLE BABIES!

wow, gackt is a nipple baby and mia is nepo babying off him!

by cheeszbooty January 1, 2026

Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Rudolph nipples

Nipples that are the same color as the flesh around them prior to arousal. Post arousal they become a different shade making them easier to see and locate.

Man the girl I was with last night had Rudolph nipples!

by Missfacy February 27, 2023