Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

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Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 04, 2025

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Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

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magical butt

a magical butt is what a toddler or ages from 13-very immature 30 years olds call a power bottom. see what a power bottom is in a different search

( my tt is urmomhot69wap

tim; you look like a magical butt sir. 🦄
teacher: .. a magical butt? who thinks i look like a magical butt?
tim: my dad
teacher: your dad thinks i’m a magical butt?
tim: well he really said you look like a power-bottom

by Gfxfvbhn November 08, 2021

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