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i'm juss talkin' shit 

When you make a statment that is joke.
Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit
i'm juss talkin' shit by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.
Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)

I'm down the street 

Your just getting off the freeway or not near your destination
Mom: Come outside I'm down the street.

Son: (comes outside waits 10mins goes back inside).

Mom:(pulls up) boy didn't I tell you to come outside

No where near your destination

I'm fucking the shit out of you 

It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick

Thomas M Cooley Law School 

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".