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Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).
“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”
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Justin

Hot guy who loves being around someone warmhearted and very kind but has trouble listening to people has everyone falling over him
Girl:omg here comes justin

Justin:hey girls

Girls: ahhh hes so cute
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Justin is really shy, most of the time he fucks up with things he is trying to say , although he doesn’t mean it he also stutters a lot. Although he is shy do not let that fool you because he is a beast in bed , Justin has a dirty side that gets freaky in the sheets. Justin speaks another language that makes you go crazy, he is mostly curly haired but take care of it more than you take care of your own hair. He is very smart and he oftentimes succeeds in all the things he does.
by Sunsetlover78 October 18, 2018
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Justin

A boy who knows one girl and thinks the world of himself
"Oh my gosh stop talking about Kristel Ur just like a Justin!"
by Skrrrrrrr October 18, 2018
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Justin Maurer

I rainbow six try hard that is platinum 3 but still fantasizes about gurls
Bro, that Justin Maurer we just went against is insane!!
by Ashy Washy645 October 19, 2018
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Justin

Justin is an absolute nice person. He’s caring, nice, sometimes tall, and usually has black or brown hair. Although nice, he can get really mad sometimes.
When Justin’s nice: “Omg I love Justin!”
When Justin’s mean: “He is so cool! Even when mad!”
by discriptive lady... October 21, 2018
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Justin

A small man who has crippling depression. His nickname is taint rake and his dick looks like a old prune
by Matt Herron November 1, 2018
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