ugly-hot

Mostly applies to emo and hipster kids. Someone is ugly-hot if:
1. You'd hit it.
2. You'd be embarassed if your friends found out.
3. You'd still hit it if they did.

"Look how hot that guy is over there!"
"Are you kidding? Look at that mullet!"
"OK, fine, he's ugly-hot."

by Kai Azad September 10, 2005

Freaking hot

1) A very attractive women
2) A very beautiful women
3) A very gorgeous women

Javier: Manny omg Allison is so freaking hot.

Manny: Ya she is.

Javier: Should I ask her out?

Manny: Idk go for it!

Javier: Hey umm... Allison would you like to go out with me on a date? Because i think you are freaking hot.

Allison: LOL ty but ummm...

by javlan September 30, 2009

hot rodney

Getting a beej while taking a shit. It's also called a blumpkin.

Federline never goes to bed without first getting a nice hot rodney from Britney. Don't tell him how to live.

by BillGZ January 10, 2006

hot mom

Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.

Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!

by FriendsFan2005 April 5, 2010

Hot Lewi

A hot lewis is actually the opposite of a hot carl. In this case you take a shit on the girls face THEN wrap it in seran wrap .

my girlfriend wouldnt give me a BJ so i waited for her to goto sleep then i gave her a hot lewis!

by chilo April 22, 2006

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 15, 2006

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011