fan blazed horse radish

The art of squirting horse radish into a running fan and having it spray back on you whilst rubbing one out.

fan blazed horse radish turns me on

by pepsi anal May 23, 2022

straight from the horse's mouth

from the highest authority

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

by zoon July 1, 2005

Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

by Xreader May 18, 2015

beating the dead horse

Beating a dead horse is alot loke selling out- you just go a bit overboard with it. If people say you're beating a dead horse, you need to stop what you're doing ad re-evaluate your decisions.

Man, Supernatural won't stop beating the dead horse until it stops shitting out money.

by Not dunstiel January 9, 2017

A horses hair in the wind

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

Armenian Horse Knuckle

When engaging in sex you release feces in a girls vagina and eat it with a spoon.

"Dude me and Jessica did the Armenian Horse Knuckle last night!"

by Archibald Nottingham November 4, 2013

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010