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Trinity Bay State High School 

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.

Pembroke Pines Charter High School 

Black people, and boobie porn stars like Bella Thorne who is a wigger with a N, go here to poop on my ass and cum, daddy among us.
Pembroke Pines Charter High School is ghetto ass nigga

lindenhurst high school 

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.
at lindenhurst high school there is one drug dealer for every five students.

Rye Neck High School

Rye Neck unfortunatly has received the short end of the stick, as Mamaroneck High is a million times larger. This place becomes a home instantly, a family, but this "home of the panthers" keeps the drama rolling. Good luck keeping a love interest secret, this school will blow it up before you were even aware the other person had feelings for you. Located on a swamp that is slowly sinking, the greatest excitement includes partying at the back field, hooking up in the dugout, making fun of the cafeteria cleaning people and of course the annual trudge in waders into the swamp for biology class. If you visit the cafeteria at any time during the day, you will most likely find every student who has skipped class or needed a break. Why don't you try to bum a ride to Garden Catering or Smoothie King!? It'sa school wear a pair of uggs and spandex is mandatory. Where if you wear sweat pants two days in a row, you've overused your scrub days. It's athletics are small, but the teams have heart. Unfortunatly, the majority of all funds have vanished into the construction of the fitness center. All jokes aside, the A class, B class, C (outcast) class system is either you love it or you hate it.
"Hey can this day just be over so we can get drunk already, this is RNHS!"

Rye Neck High School(in the office we all have gone too-mr. scott) "This ain't burger king you can't have it your way!"

"I have so much homework, plus I have rehearsal tonight...my life stops when the RNHS play begins"

"Rye Neck has cheerleaders?"

North Penn High School 

The hell hole we are forced to go to seven hours a day to learn a whole bunch of pointless shit that we will never use. You can look around and nine out of ten people will fake ass bitches that people pretend to like. 97% of the school is on drugs including the teachers, and 99% are sluts or players. The teachers couldn't care less. The security is a joke. Everyone thinks they’re hot shit and there is a fight every week. Drama runs wild and WE ALL HATE NORTH PENN
(actual convo)
NPHS? Is that some sort of gang?

No, thats our high school
North Penn High school
the hell hole of lasndale

pomona high school 

A place full of 49% douchebags and 49% yoga pants wearing, starbucks drinking, white bitches and 2% humans.
*walks into a whole foods market* "this place is like Pomona high school"