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Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025
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the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
by krissalamander February 20, 2025
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generational hands

a whole generation/family of ppl who was bout that action
“dont fight him bruh his family got generational hands, his momma used to drag girls inna street
by korradefender93 February 24, 2025
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Bear Hands

Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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