gropnob

To trick someone into searching a word on Urban Dictionary expecting it to be wildly inappropriate or cursed, only to find this very definition instead.

Samantha is gonna gropnob Dylan in his car.

Rick rolled when he realized he was getting gropnob Ed

by cursed fhqwhgads May 17, 2025

Grouch’d

To be grouch’d is to be chopped up and put in a trash can

Jimmy: daaamn i heard that chick Jenna got grouch’d by her boyfriend!!

Dev: She had it coming.

by BillyNewton June 13, 2025

Groiper

A Right-Wing Troll on the internet who is obnoxious and slow; a Rage-baiter who gets off on virtual provoking

"Shut up you groiper! Nobody wants to hear your Conservative Rhetoric!"

by Ojas Padalkar November 6, 2025

nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.

Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.

by recentlygenius November 12, 2009

Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012

coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017