Grouch’d 

To be grouch’d is to be chopped up and put in a trash can

Jimmy: daaamn i heard that chick Jenna got grouch’d by her boyfriend!!

Dev: She had it coming.

Grouch’d by BillyNewton June 13, 2025

National Grouch Day 

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

National Grouch Day by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

Oscar the Grouch don

He loves his trash, although this may not longer be gender defined in its new usage.

See also; restitution mafia, informant

Oscar the Grouch don

Oscar the Grouch don by Modern Women January 4, 2026

Gouch Donkey 

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

Gouch Donkey by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd 

Goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd has a big cock

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

"Balls-deep in Groucho" 

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"

"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"

"Balls-deep in Groucho" by LDR November 9, 2006

double gouch 

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

double gouch by SkiBGB October 18, 2011