Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.

The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!

by ThePeej October 10, 2008

fat joe

A puerto rican rapper who is very obese and looks lyk a very overweight baby. As a rapper he aint talented i lyk one of his songs from lyk 4 years ago but thats it. Heads the terror squad and probably thr only guy you wil recognise from them. Despite not being black he can get away with saying "nigga" without gettin shot. despite his obvious shiteness the man's done well for himself i saw his house on Cribs. I propose he sells his stuff and gives the money to the bronx so it may help better itself.
has beef wif 50 cent. Don't get me wrong i think they're both faggots- but Joe is consistent with his rhymes- all about the Bronxand his ghetto life etc. 50, however, jus changes his rhymes themes- one album its the thug in da club, next its the dude hu wants 2 take you to the candy shop. So i would like 2 see fat joe stomp out 50 but 50s mainstream rhymes and popularity with dumb asses means this will probably never happen.

Fat Joe is an overweight baby and unnecessarily rich. he could squash 50 in more ways than one.

by jimre September 22, 2005

fat chick

A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.

Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdff June 2, 2008

Fat Whale

A teacher who is fat. You often can't tell if they are pregnant or just fat.

God, our algebra teacher is such a fat whale.

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

Fat Snap

When fat people snap.

- Oh shit, you fat, and yo momma's fat too

* OHHHHHHH FAT SNAP *

- She/he just fat snapped

- It's not over 'til the fat lady snaps

- Bitch, I'll fat snap yo ass

by fatfaces December 3, 2010

a fat minute

a long period of time.

Dude, in mexico five dollars will get you set for a fat minute.

by Eli Rockwood July 24, 2009

fat fit

When someone is clinically overweight but still has a good body shape or able to run faster or gym harder than a slimmer person.

See also: Chubby Fit

I thought he was muscled but when he took his shirt off I realized he is just fat fit

Ryan: Dude did you see that guy on the track. He totally out ran me but he is fat.
Steve: Yeah but he is fat fit.

by -T- September 24, 2014