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Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021
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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
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Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD
"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."
by Keenan17 February 13, 2014
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donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.
by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017
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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.
by agnubo March 23, 2020
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
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