falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Barb Cocopalm

Barb is a lovely Person. She will always listen to you. She loves personality tests and if she starts to like something, she tries to find out everything about it. Her birthday is the 7th of February. She is an amazing writer, but she doesn't believe enough in herself and her writings. She's very honest with you and I think that's one of her best characteristics. She's very short but that doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. Barb deserves every bit of happiness you can give her. She is a strong person with very much emotions. She is one of the most beautiful and important people I ever "met" and I hope one day she sees how unique she is.

A: I don't know what to do
B: Call Barb Cocopalm- she is so fun and everyone likes her

by eefus maximus February 6, 2020

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Separate Cocoons

Noun: When two people sleep under separate blankets at the same time.

We are sleeping in separate cocoons tonight. I’ll sleep in the brown blanket and you can sleep in the white one

by Cody Phillips December 9, 2020