alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

Dragon's Breath

Dragon's Breath is where you take a binker or dab, hold the smoke, take a shot(of your choice,) then exhale.

I just had a really bad day and need a Dragon's Breath.

by Witty_Wizard13 April 12, 2024

Fag Ash Breath

the horror stench of someone’s breath after having a fag

alfie always has fag ash breath

by joshisfeelingsiegey April 14, 2024

Fuck you where you breathe

Extremely aggressive “fuck you” variant implying suffocating-level hatred.

First heard by me in the “you’re not that guy pal” clip.

Used for maximum verbal destruction when regular insults won’t cut it.

“Keep talking and I’ll fuck you where you breathe, okay? Trust me pal.”

by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026

Versailles Of Breath The.

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have an abscess.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the Versailles Of Breath The.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

The Finished Breath Of Marsailles

What I call homo-sapiens who has had an abscess.

Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025