Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

spicy biscuit

When a person ass feels an intestine buring feeling inside the ass hole

Gerald has a spicy biscuit after sitting on top Your dad yesterday

by Spicy biscuit lover👅 November 30, 2017

biscuit

A girl that blows a lot of men like a vacuum cleaner.

She is the best biscuit around.

by JpNyc1 April 30, 2021

Disco Biscuits

Titties. In the 70s women didn’t wear bras often especially out to dance. So guys would call their boobs disco biscuits

“Damn, you see the disco biscuits on that roller girl?

by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad January 17, 2021

Dick biscuit

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows

"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"

by Kingcug May 31, 2018

juicy biscuit

When someone "Pink Socks" someone, then let's the pink socks juices leak on a biscuit, then both of the people/partners eat the biscuit.

Dude yesterday me and my girlfriend ate a juicy biscuit together.

by MegaBiscuit February 18, 2017

Inflation biscuits

A very small biscuit with a very thin layer of chocolate that used to be bigger (a biscuit that was once bigger and now smaller)

Jaffa cakes are now inflation biscuits

by St4r_d4isy October 25, 2025