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The Angry Ryan

When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim

"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan
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Crab Angry 

When one is so filled with rage, that they would take on anyone.
Lee Bowyer vs Kieran Dyer (Lee Bowyer was Crab Angry)
Crab Angry by Craig M Wilson October 17, 2013

The angry dome 

A small, transparent and non-soundproof dome fixed on top of the Planet Express building in Futurama. Only ever seen in one scene in one episode, Professor Fansworth (supposedly) often goes in there to let off some steam. A truly pointless invention.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome."

ARF (Angry Resting Face) 

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."
"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

the angry dragon 

when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.
"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."
the angry dragon by andreaeaea July 11, 2006

Giggling Angry 

When you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. Not laugh, not guffaw...giggle. May be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage.
"I hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)...I'm going to put them into a bag, and then (giggling), I'm going to smash them all to bits with a sledgehammer, and then (giggling) I'm going to blend the smashed bits until they are dust (more giggling)...and then I'm going to burn the blender with the dust, just to be sure.....(giggling, evil smile)

The Angry Bulldog 

When Mooning someone,take your pecker and nutsack and tuck'em between your legs then pull your ass cheeks apart,resembles an angry bulldog
Hunter:Here comes the school bus,I'm gonna Moon'em

Paulie:Tuck your package and give'em "The Angry Bulldog"
The Angry Bulldog by nobait September 4, 2012