Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
by inbrambles January 18, 2013

A person over the age of 25 that still lives with their parents, has an obsession with girls on the internet and does not work.
by Clitoris Hunter December 20, 2010

by LANtech edition March 30, 2023

A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.
A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos
by yeababyiknowit August 23, 2019

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
