Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009

go home and wank kid

a kid that must wank as soon as he gets home. Sexual gratification is utterly important to him...but no-one else will give it to him.

Man, I bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and wank kid.

Mum: 'Hi honey, how was school?'
David: 'Wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! I have to go to the toilet'

*Runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed*

by stub004 November 6, 2004

VWB (Virtual Wank Bank)

People who have photographic memory or who can remember seeing things and then masturbate over the memory of visual image they have stored in their mind. People who can do this may store multiple memory / images in their mind, and keep a collection virtually in their mind.

Seeing a nude woman on a beach, and later on masturbating over it or something else stored in their VWB (Virtual Wank Bank).

by Matdragon October 8, 2010

Suicide Wank Chop

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 August 16, 2015

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

Wank (w'ank; n, adj.)

1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA

1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks

2. Next door's dog is a complete wank

3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank

4. Tim is a complete wank

5. The guitarist wanked loudly

5. US politics is wank

6. The USA is wank

by Tom LT February 21, 2005