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Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”
I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!
by KitVixen April 8, 2019
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Meat salad

An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.
I'm starving! I want a meat salad for dinner!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
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Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.
A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”
by willythekid87 December 8, 2016
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Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.
Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.
by shittyinternet February 21, 2020
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sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+
I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.
by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022
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peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots
Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!
by lambsarecool February 23, 2011
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noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.
by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016
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