mwah no bars

When you have nothing else to say

Ion even say bye no more I be like “mwah no bars” -JT

by Urmainbae February 11, 2024

Potters Bar

A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.

Jacob: I live in potters bar
Anne: Oh god, i’m so sorry

by PlayguyCartman March 2, 2023

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.

It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR

by Xxander420 January 28, 2017

BARS

When people are talking and something rhymes, you say bars.

That was bars.

by goat as will be January 5, 2020

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Hex bar

Can replace any curse word in any situation can be used to insult someone or in anger

What the actual Hex bar
Get to the Hex bar side
Don’t be a Hex Bar
Why are you being a Hex bar

by Kaleb:) February 4, 2020