Bar Texter

Someone that sends angry, irrational, or hurtful texts to family or friends while out drinking at a bar. Often fueled by alcohol, these messages are typically emotional and regrettable once sober.

She is such a Bar Texter I literally don't even respond to her texts until morning.

by yoyomotherfucker March 12, 2025

Bar

Pounds (English Sterling)

Me: Just heard Chelsea are willing to pay 75 million bar for Gareth Bale. Mate: Fucking hell!

by TCoM March 30, 2015

A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.

"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."

by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024

Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket!

Woah, delancey is a real Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

by Delancey413 October 28, 2019

Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time

Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.

by sHaggy642 October 1, 2021

Michigan Nacho Bar

When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass

Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar

Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest

by Dan Flashes January 24, 2024