jamie's uncle :'[

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch

jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.

by Meeron February 20, 2011

Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.

Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.

by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022

Uncle Jeffery

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025