turtle head

poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face

Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head

by princelessbelle January 20, 2004

Turtle Bop

Turtle Bop, is when a girl goes out of her house or shell fucks all the guys and then goes back in her shell or house and does it again and again.

OMG i just saw your mom walking down the street with another guy ..... WHAT A TURTLE BOP.

by LiL Crick(buh) September 29, 2010

Turtle Up

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city and can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage

OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. A total turtle up situation.

by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014

turtle

racial term for white people. givin because the bottom of turtle feet are white.

Shut the hell up u dirty ass turtle bitch!

by BMXisLIFE2239 May 19, 2007

3-eyed turtle

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'

by Chedder Cheese December 5, 2003

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

turtleh

Lacking in the genital region, a diminutive penis.

I saw Turtleh's penis and laughed so hard that I spat out my beer.

by m@mb@ November 10, 2003