Monkey Puzzle Tree

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.

-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.

by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009

lick a tree

to roll a j and smoke it

you: yo i'm bout to lick a tree here in a min
paul: alright lets do eeet!!

by KylieB2012 November 15, 2010

transsexual pine tree

Someone with layers to their pine cones and a sticky sap coming from all directions. Likes the earth and has a gender that flows in the wind.

Are you gay? No, I'm a transsexual pine tree you bigot!

by squat booty man July 27, 2017

Cochran Tree

Breed of christmas tree sold only at one tree stand in the world. i own that stand. Tree is actually called Conch color, but the ghetto Trentonians find it funny when a stupid goofy afro-clad white boy talks about Johnny Cochran.

Me: Here, ma'am, this tree smells like oranges and its needles never fall off!

Some lady from trenton who came in a 76 AMC Gremlin: OOHAHAHA did you here that, Terrance? that boy said cochran!

by Sean Parsons December 8, 2004

Tree Lean

Smoke Some Herbs/Kush

Kim "so wat Dom you finna tree lean tonight?"
Dom "yeah im down, ill buy"

by RIDEorDIEchick August 29, 2009

Tree Hide

Paper. Think of how we use animal hides for clothes and various other items. Then think of how we use trees for various things, in this case, paper.

Student 1: Hey can I have some tree hide?

Student 2: Yeah sure.

by YaBloodyMick April 7, 2010

Honey Tree

A fictional "In Joke" used to bug people

Person A:Hey Jesse, remember the honey tree people?
Jesse: Oh yeah, that was funny
Overhearer: Whats a honey tree!

by Jableader June 19, 2010