by lacy May 7, 2003
Get the shit housed mug.The act of falling in such a way that you get instant whiplash on your way down and your face surges forward to meet the ground.
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Get the That Shit Cray mug.Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
Get the take a shit mug.When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
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Get the Shit Wasp mug.The things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person......usually when they are on the pull.
Hey, check out Rob. He is pulling out his best shit with that girl !
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......
by Gregory Grayson November 26, 2010
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