meat pouch

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

Blue meat

A penis belonging to a service member in the USAF. Usually if you have the blue meat you are very horny and will hit on anyone to get poontang.

OMG, that Air Force cadet has the blue meat!

by Padoodlemaster12304255a September 1, 2009

dead meat

it is a amazing you tube channel

your dead meat real dead meat your dead meat

by daed meat November 18, 2020

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

Pee-Meat

Pee-Meat is when a chick takes a hotdog and sticks it in her vagina. Then has pieces of meat hanging around her vagina

Dude, when i hooked up with that chick. She had Pee-meat and it was nasty

by Rydollisize June 12, 2008

Queen Meat

There are two known definitions
A)A premium cut of premium steak with just the right amount of butter.
B)An exceptionally exquisite tasting vagina.

A)That queen meat tasted really good.
B)That queen meat tasted really good.

by Minervacantdie November 23, 2010

meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 12, 2008