Internet Carpooling

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system

i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.

by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014

The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”

Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

Internet explorer

Pure stupidity. The only Microsoft browser you should instantly delete and blow up.

Guy 1: did you hear about internet explorer?
Guy 2: ikr its the dumbest fucking app ever

by Dudecrushgaming November 22, 2018

internet ORK

while the internet troll feeds of people reacting to their fallacy they know is false for a reaction, the internet ORK actuallyy BELIEVES their made up lies.

based on warhammer 40k orks. if they believe something is true then it exists. Flat earthers, starsigns, misogyny/ misandry, toxic woke culture you name it internet ORKS live there.

Orks are also incredibly moronic and only like violence.

when arguing about why being fat is unhealthy and dangerous the internet ork calls you a racist and claims you hate puppies.

by sillyninja65 February 13, 2022

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

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343: i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019