Loose Dick

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.

After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

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Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .

by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021

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Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

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Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

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(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)

Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019

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dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.

"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.

by LissaLee July 22, 2015

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