A man (possibly a manchild) who is obsessed with the color blue. He even dyed his uncircumcised dick blue. If a girl has blue hair, this boy WILL cum instantly especially if they are a THICKN.
by Juan santo January 29, 2024
Get the Noah J. Casemug. "Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah's really so cool,
plays 500 in the pool,
all his haters be fools,
some of these are cruel,
bread treats you like a mule,
you make the homeless Prince drool,
the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,
I really wish you lived in town,
Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,
just speck ayy,
he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,
making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,
working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,
glasses or no glasses,
Noah hearts all the guys,
cuz he is fabulous,
noah loves his dog more than all people,
he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,
despite the fact that he is a mister,
it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!
"baby mice"
plays 500 in the pool,
all his haters be fools,
some of these are cruel,
bread treats you like a mule,
you make the homeless Prince drool,
the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,
I really wish you lived in town,
Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,
just speck ayy,
he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,
making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,
working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,
glasses or no glasses,
Noah hearts all the guys,
cuz he is fabulous,
noah loves his dog more than all people,
he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,
despite the fact that he is a mister,
it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!
"baby mice"
by Baby moice June 14, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the You're only saying it because I said it about Noahmug. Consumer of all burgers 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
by mobywoodspeem July 24, 2025
Get the Noah Chapmanmug. Might be gay we don't know but likes diddeling people (not women) also enjoys say gex. Builts boat and leaves you. kinda funny sometimes and, quite the exquisite spesimen and always say some gay shit beuse funny.
by Degenerate_HH January 13, 2025
Get the Noahmug. The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.
by BootySmegma May 20, 2022
Get the Noah Miranda Disordermug.