twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

Titty twat

A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.

It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.

by VETthoughts February 16, 2021

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017

Twat

A twat is someone called sydnie 👌🏾

“Did u see sydnie today, she is a total twat”

by yournanlollll November 26, 2018

Pov Twat

Pov Twat definition:
Haris

Look at this Pov Twat, he bought a game boy for his PS4 controller.

by Not a Pov Twat November 16, 2018

Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is

Shush you twat

by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021