Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

Turkey

A country that gets hate for some nonsense reasons.

+Wanna go to Turkey?
-No because it sucks.
+Why?
-Because it does...

by LumiNyte November 7, 2018

Turkey

Thot(Baltimore slang)

Yo dummy she a turkey fr

by Youngjay1569 August 14, 2017

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.

I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.

by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017