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toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.
Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.
by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019
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Toast box

That thing you stand on to tell people your opinion
Person 1: get off your toast box
Person 2: frigg off rick
by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019
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Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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Toast

A piece of heaven that should be enjoyed with a good spread of butter and coffee
Kieran: “ I really want toast”
by Ben.rogers April 14, 2019
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Toasted Head

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
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Toasthands

Shut up toasthands
by vSoddenTicTac July 21, 2019
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Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.
“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”
by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019
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