by Whyiseverypseudonymtaken February 28, 2023
Get the Nipplesmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. by Pitickle July 2, 2021
Get the frog nipplesmug. A black sk8er boi who is sometimes extremely egotistical and is cool sometimes I guess. (Also had sex with every girl in the school)
by Keriffy April 5, 2017
Get the Arlian Ruby Nipplesmug. An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
by Galevekon November 17, 2013
Get the Nipple Piratemug. by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020
Get the nipple bandaidsmug. 