The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search

Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.

by bihlilboi January 21, 2018

internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

internet

The place you're on right now.

I'm on the internet.

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

trying to look funny in internet

A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.

This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.

Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"

by MWAsura August 17, 2017

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018