by wavyvvs April 10, 2022
Get the Dark Fantasymug. Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023
Get the Dark Housemug. dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
by darkdial January 6, 2017
Get the Dark Dialmug. 
term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.
by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025
Get the Dark Wokemug. A female the once wanted to change the world, and might have thought of running for an office to do it, or to do it by some other means, but somewhere along the way had went a different route and decided to get as rich and influential as possible.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
Get the Dark sidemug. A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025
Get the DARK ALFONSOmug.