hot rodney

Getting a beej while taking a shit. It's also called a blumpkin.

Federline never goes to bed without first getting a nice hot rodney from Britney. Don't tell him how to live.

by BillGZ January 10, 2006

Freaking hot

1) A very attractive women
2) A very beautiful women
3) A very gorgeous women

Javier: Manny omg Allison is so freaking hot.

Manny: Ya she is.

Javier: Should I ask her out?

Manny: Idk go for it!

Javier: Hey umm... Allison would you like to go out with me on a date? Because i think you are freaking hot.

Allison: LOL ty but ummm...

by javlan September 30, 2009

hot mom

Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.

Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!

by FriendsFan2005 April 01, 2010

Hot Lewi

A hot lewis is actually the opposite of a hot carl. In this case you take a shit on the girls face THEN wrap it in seran wrap .

my girlfriend wouldnt give me a BJ so i waited for her to goto sleep then i gave her a hot lewis!

by chilo April 02, 2006

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 16, 2006

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011

hot topic

a store where people can shop at. it sells mostly clothing that is "dark" or "punk" it is a good place to buy band gear, and clothes/pins/whatever about a televison show or a movie. you can also buy hair stuff and black makeup there. and sometimes they have cool blankets and such. (i got a really fuzzy faerie blanket from there for chirstmas, i love it.)

hot topic is just another clothing store.

by kennie May 30, 2006