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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
mugGet the Hoon Skinmug.

Thick skin

No, you were crying like a bitch a minute ago. About the molested little boy buttholes? And no one coming to save them? Like a bitch.
Hym "You know, it's painful uninteresting listen to people with thick skin talk. You could almost replace everything they say with 'Well I think my religion is correct. I think my religion is correct. You know, my religion has a little something to say about this... And I think it's correct."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
mugGet the Thick skinmug.

skin mirror

Skin that is so oily and/or shiny that one can virtually see his or her reflection in it.
I don't mind the fact that Nancy has a skin mirror---as a matter of fact, I think that if she starts using makeup and all that other shit, she'll ruin her complexion!
by pentozali May 3, 2009
mugGet the skin mirrormug.

Skin tsunami

A slap so hard it creates skin waves
I got a D on my report card and my dad gave me a skin tsunami
by Jesse b 420 June 11, 2017
mugGet the Skin tsunamimug.

gravy skin

Literally Skin on Gravy, it forms on top of gravy that has been sitting out for too long. Dry Gravy Topcoat, similar to Jello Skin.
How Long has this gravy been sitting here? It's got a nice shell of Gravy Skin - Just the way I like it!
by SuperProcrastina October 5, 2016
mugGet the gravy skinmug.

Braden "the skin" fetter

A ginger male that lives in a alpha male only household. This man is bred to CS:GO and chase 12 year old girls. Usually you can find him smoking the ganja and sucking dick for a gram. It is unknown his origin of his ancestors but they are most likely part of the non circumcised cult of america.
" Have you seen Braden "the skin" fetters mile long forskin?
"Yes, its obvious its like 50 feet long"
by Twonumber9s February 7, 2021
mugGet the Braden "the skin" fettermug.

Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.
“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin
“Ew man that’s gross”
by Forbe July 11, 2024
mugGet the Skin pineapplemug.

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