Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.

Oh no I feel self-discounted

by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023

Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020

Self-Slaughter

An Alternative for the word kys, used by content creators in order to not get demonetized

After the incident he committed Self-Slaughter

by vj7812 November 3, 2023

self-similarity

Phenology that proffers that there is no design that is not duality.

Self-similarity intimates design from duality by advancing aesthetic attributes as a metaphenomenon of the duality between asymmetry and self-symmetry (limina).

Form is advanced as a convergence (emergence) of which design is quality (qualium).

Self-similarity intricates (intimates) self-symmetry.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 2, 2018

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025