Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

by Professor R Right August 24, 2008

Trump’s Second Coming

The “Great Awakening” among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached “political savior” and the “anointed one” to come back to free the country from the “Deep State” and to make America greater again—they couldn’t believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare martial law to remain in power for four more years.

With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to keep the faith in Trump’s second coming, which might take place in 2024 or 2028, if he’s not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers.

by MathPlus January 20, 2021

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009

second base

1st base:making out
2nd base:seeing naked
3rd base:touching naked
homerun:sex
up to bat: u have a gf/bf
in outfield:single

I got to second base yesterday, and I was hoping it would go to 3rd.

by nidbiff May 26, 2007

secondary

the second match used to light a bowl

yoo pass up the secondary

by harrison berg September 5, 2005

I'm gonna second that

When you finish making a sandwich and you go to put the condiments away, someone comes up behind you and says "wait I'm gonna second that!"

Basically when someone saves you from having to out something away.

Sweet relief.

"Hey man don't put the peanut butter and jelly back I'm gonna second that"

by parisfranke September 30, 2008

seconding

to take the second avenue bus on the ride home from school

Yo, are you seconding after school today?

by EaglesOfFieldston May 27, 2009