Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!
by 19mine80 December 9, 2024

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

by MOTD March 19, 2015

by girtsmith September 6, 2021

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”
by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.
Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.
by wiseacrobat April 22, 2023
