the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!

Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

p funk

code word for a porno flick.

Last night I rented two p funks at Spanky's.

by pipiripau December 28, 2004

punk

lame boring music, people who listen to punk usualy wear crappy clothing and think they look cool

i aint got time for the punk shit, punk

by youngblackmale..... July 15, 2008

Punk

A person who will say they are a non-conformist even though they indeed are very much conformists. They wear hardcore band shirts, go to shows, hate the government because some punk band told them to, if it's a female expect them not to shave or wear make up. Basically be feminists.

They like to dress in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel even though they all preach the need about non-conformity. They will listen to all the "cool" punk music, for example Andrew Jackson Jihad, and basically just think they are the coolest motha fuckas in town. Keep in mind they are all just huge hypocrites and they want what everyone else wants, to fit in. Contrary to what they say, like always. Basically just a group of hipsters that are good at following trends. They like to look dirty, dye their hair, and get their septums pierced. They ride fixies, are into DIY(do it yourself), saving the environment, and veganism. Lets not forget they all claim to be straight edge, even though they aren't. It's just what the punk bands tell them to do. "Punk" bands: Spoonboy, Johnny Hobo, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Ghost Mice, Against Me, and Paul Baribeau are some examples. You might hear them say up the punks, well FUCK THE PUNKS!

by What a bitch December 9, 2009

punk script

The only way to express one's self in the modern-day online world. It is an alternate form of the written language where one replaces every letter possible with symbols or numbers that resemble the letter they're replacing.

Instead of typing, "I went to the mall today", one would type "! \/\/3/\/7 70 +43 /\/\4|| "|"0)4`/"

this is of course an extreme example.. one could instead only replace a few characters for a more subtle effect, i.e. "Hi there" becomes "H! Th3re" and "leet!" becomes "l337!"

so on and so forth..

by Tamale August 11, 2004

mini punk

a genre of music containing artists who are both pop and punk in nature.

I like some punk like the Dead Kennedys and some mini punk like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

punked

Loosing your cool calling someone a punk and jerking the tiller to drive your port tack boat into a starboard one that is giving you at least 35 feet between them and the pin and claiming you need room to finish. Then talking mess about on noyc forum saying that starboard tack boat is lucky that they didn't get tossed from the regatta.

Baker did this to Ellis.

by Dingleberry June 21, 2004