Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. a Burmese word use for black men who can't pull. He got no rizz and always gets scared of women. The synonym of this word is "Pyae Pyae".
Woah Daniel, why you being a Pyae Pyae aka Phone Pyae Naing, you're gonna miss your chance with Joey!!
by tailorswyft November 21, 2023
Get the Phone Pyae Naingmug. Phone mode - When a person is unable to process enough data to listen and scroll at the same time, and the scrolling is apparently more important to them than whatever you are saying.
I tried to tell Uncle Jim about something but he didn't hear a word of it because he was in Phone Mode
by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 21, 2021
Get the Phone modemug. an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
by Bandzz Flockaaa August 10, 2022
Get the phone shamingmug. a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019
Get the samsung phonemug. A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020
Get the Phone boyfriendmug. black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.
mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!
by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019
Get the Phone Checkmug.