A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
by PortalDM March 11, 2019
Get the Creamy Johnmug. A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.
by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019
Get the Big Johnmug. 
by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008
Get the jo-johnsmug. by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020
Get the John Tylermug. this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
by bry2022 February 21, 2020
Get the John Emmetmug. by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018
Get the John deanmug.