Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.

Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.

by LunaBearRuns October 22, 2010

El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano April 30, 2013

Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more

Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.

by JDMF March 6, 2024

Shorts

The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.

Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.

*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*

by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022

Short

Chloe Baker

God your short like chloe baker

by Keegan_the_king June 15, 2021