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AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.
Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?
by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013
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Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.
Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.
by Dudeson May 13, 2023
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pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
by foxygranpa April 26, 2015
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Nose money

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.
"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."
by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022
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Blue nose

A deluded fan of Everton, still thinking that they are a big club and that their last success was last century, usually has a Welsh accent and think that they are the people’s club, when encounted usually very, very bitter.
He’s always angry and bitter cos he’s a blue nose
by The City Is Red January 20, 2018
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Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.
Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.
by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024
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Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.
Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.
by Steve4051 June 27, 2025
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