grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 26, 2016

Nipple Pirate

An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.

Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.

by Galevekon November 18, 2013

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 18, 2019

whiskey nipple

When you have whiskey in your mouth and suck a nipple

I’ve just bought a bottle of jack how do you feel about a whiskey nipple?

by Alfie85 January 01, 2023

nipple hater

One who hates nipples on males and females

Antonio hates nipples. He has no frands. He's such a nipple hater

by Shshshakeit October 02, 2017

Thermo Nipples

Another term for goose bumps. When it’s really cold out and you get an arm full of thermo nipples.

“Oh it’s so cold out today, I have so many thermo nipples on my arm”

by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023