Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

ninja nips

When you discreetly breast feed in public

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

go ninja

hoping that no one is aware you are around-

trying to go about your business undetected, as if you are invisible...

I think I'll go ninja until my love bite goes away.

by blonde rendition May 28, 2016

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 18, 2010

retro ninja

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies

bro lets play retro ninja

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.

My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.

by Kenzraig February 7, 2014

Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.

After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.

by Knerq April 8, 2011