Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh

"What she lacks in height, she makes up for with gross stupidity, arrogance and just general grossness."

Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh: Damn I still can't believe its Christmas, I can't wait though
Friend: Clearly, opening stuff that isn't even yours :P

by Shrimpchu December 23, 2011

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Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

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Santa Margarita Swag

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".

Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh

by Drizzyyy June 12, 2012

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A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

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