A Michael Balogh

When youve eaten so much Taco bell red tacos that you shcrap red poops

i had a michael balogh yesterday because i ate alot at Taco Bell

by skatemikew February 27, 2010

Michael Myers

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.

Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!

by ryhlyh February 24, 2017

Michael Rosen

A tall ,slim ,ancient ass looking MOFO who eats health inspectors ,mows down his mom ,fiddles with his sisters titties and eats all the chocolate cake like a fag

Michael Rosen is a faggot

Would you believe it!

by Chuck raped me June 5, 2018

Michael Phelps

Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.


Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.

person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.



Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!

by marine84x October 8, 2008

John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

by John-Michael December 17, 2016

Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

Michael Phelps

smokin fast, smokin pot

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?

by braze February 27, 2010