meat cleavage

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.

Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.

by Killumslow October 29, 2007

Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007

Queen Meat

There are two known definitions
A)A premium cut of premium steak with just the right amount of butter.
B)An exceptionally exquisite tasting vagina.

A)That queen meat tasted really good.
B)That queen meat tasted really good.

by Minervacantdie November 23, 2010

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

floppy meat

floppy meat is a soft dick... not hard

the pimp had floppy meat around all his hoes... (he loves to mack hoes)

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

Magic Meat

Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.

They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!

Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.

Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.

by Mad Monster From The Deep May 5, 2009

meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 12, 2008