making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.

EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.

by Versedaaron July 2, 2008

Make Peace With God

To reflect on a shitty action you've done and stop being that same annoying piece of crap you used to be and swear it on god.

It is time I make peace with god for poisoning my neighbor's dog.

by RebelAgainstGod January 28, 2022

making index cards

another way of say masturbation (pleasuring yourself)

i love making index cards in front of my gf

by ....>>>.>.... January 19, 2009

Make Singapore Free Again

The slogan the Opposition in Singapore fearfully want to use so that citizens and residents can criticize the authorities, or could stage public protests, without the risk of being arrested or sued.

The “fear factor” among Singaporeans to speak up and to speak out has numbed them and made them politically indifferent—with lawsuits against political critics on the rise in recent years, the Opposition’s promise to make Singapore free again is just a dream for now.

by MathPlus December 14, 2018

make fun of the fuck out of

To make fun of someone really, really bad.

"Damn, look at those white trash beauties."
"Oh shit, it's CapFest 2008!"
"I'm gonna make fun of the fuck out of them bitches."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008

making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha

George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man

by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022